What to Watch with Weed?

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In just a few hours, for the first time in several months, I am going to have some cannabis delivered! Naturally, I am beyond excited about this. Things have been way too stressful lately, so getting stone'd and then watching something while eating while getting stone'd-er will be the best feeling in the galaxy. I know I already said I am "beyond excited," and that is true, but another thing that's true is I am in fact so excited that I can't fucking sleep!

I know I need to go to the grocery store and buy some beverages BEFORE my weed arrives. I know I need to go to an ATM and withdraw some cash to pay for my weed. I know I will order Taco Bell as soon as my weed arrives.

The only thing I don't know for sure is what to watch. I mean, obviously I have quite a few definitely maybe options in mind . . .

• any videos from my "Blazin" playlist on the yootoob
• last four episodes of Korra season two, when she saved the world and my life
• Gilmore Girls! Literally any episode, but especially the one from season six with the super jumbo extra big Friday night dinner fight
• WB Charmed! Most likely the one where Prue gets turned into a dog. Or the one where Paige proposes violence against the monkey. Or both.
• The Little Mermaid, since Pat Carroll just died a few days ago
• Black Widow, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, or some other MCU something
• Jennifer's Body
• The Wizard of Oz
• The Swan Princess
• GRACE & FRANKIE!
• Season three (finally) of Harley Quinn
• Young Justice
• She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
• Derry Girls
• Doctor What
• UNHhhh

. . . but there are so many other possibilities. Mean Girls! Nadiya's Time To Eat! Nadiya Bakes! (I fucking love watching cooking shows while I'm stone'd and eating trash.) Death at a Funeral! Hook! Scooby-Doo! The Princess Diaries! A Wrinkle in Time! Spy! MMPR! She's the Man! Romy & Michele! Red Eye! History of the World, Part One! Clue! Matilda! Knives Out! Anna and the Apocalypse! Sailor Moon! Buffy! Nicole Byer! Maria Bamford! The Boys! Napoleon Dynamite! Heartstopper! Marvel Heroes Frost Fight! Into the Spider-Verse! My Little Pony! Paper Girls! Sabrina! The Craft! Brandy Cinderella! Upside Down Magic! Hamilton! Mighty Ducks! Wendy Wu! Beauty and the Beast! Hunchback of Notre Dame! In the Heights! Hairspray! And on and on and on and on and on!

This weekend is going to be over way too fast, but I'm gonna get so high and so happy that I can more or less slow down time.

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Turns out I can't get weed today because I can't withdraw any more cash . . . because I withdrew some for rent LAST NIGHT, but for some reason that transaction didn't show up until 5:04 AM. And of course my bank is being a total bank about it. Daily limit is one thousand percent their idea, but "there's nothing they can do" because blah blah blah "security." I could spend every cent in my account in an hour and they wouldn't bat an eye, but oh no, gotta save me from myself so I don't get my claws on too much cash at one time!

So yeah, I got tequila. And vodka. And another brand of vodka. They're all in the freezer right now, along with some popsicles and sorbet, and Taco Bell will be here soon. Still a fun weekend, just not nearly as fun as I was expecting. Maybe I'll try to get some cash tomorrow, maybe I'll save the Earth Magic until my next payday. Blergh.