Janis Ian, Dyke
Feb. 12th, 2026 01:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ryanreactsOh my good golly gush, I seriously love this doll more than words can say!
Seriously. For the moment I have decided not to decide who will be my second Mean Girls Bratz . . . but whenever I do, my choice might be a second Janis to keep in the box.
Unfortunately, I have only just barely begun to unbox this one. I was very eager to do it right away, but I'm a wee bit anxious about getting everything out of there without damaging anything. For example, her second outfit: That outer shirt has SIX visible tiny plastic tabs to keep it in place. FOR WHY?
(I know I complain about unboxing all the time --- unless I'm delighted to find that it's actually very easy --- but if there was an option to pay extra for a special frustration-free version of the doll, I would absolutely do it. Shipped directly from the toy company in a special mailer box, foam peanuts to keep the doll box from bouncing around inside the mailer, with the doll and accessories wrapped in individual paper or something? Yes please!
Janis is by far the least expensive doll in this entire line, so I am already extra anxious about unboxing the others, whenever that happens . . .)
But anyway, yes, I love this doll. Mean Girls is one of my favorite movies ever, and I've always wanted dolls, and I've always wanted a Janis doll the most (even though she is not Plastic) --- and MGA crushed it. Her accessories are brilliant, and I love that her second outfit is the one she was wearing when she said, "I've got a big, lesbian crush on you --- SUCK ON THAT!"
Of course, the inner box art makes me very sad that this doll isn't one half of a two-pack with Damian. Even fucking though they have the same fucking Spring Fling outfit.
If they ever make a second Janis doll, I hope she's wearing her outfit from the first day of school.
And, again, I can't stress this enough, she should be one half of a two-pack with Damian. PLEASE. I would seriously pre-order and gladly pay too much. Make this happen and take my money, ughghghghghggh.
P.S. The more I think about it, the more I really do wish that Bratz would make (at least) four Charmed dolls. Oh my dolly goddess---
I would pass out. Which would be worth it.
NOTE: I wrote this two days ago, but we lost Internet before I could post it.
Seriously. For the moment I have decided not to decide who will be my second Mean Girls Bratz . . . but whenever I do, my choice might be a second Janis to keep in the box.
Unfortunately, I have only just barely begun to unbox this one. I was very eager to do it right away, but I'm a wee bit anxious about getting everything out of there without damaging anything. For example, her second outfit: That outer shirt has SIX visible tiny plastic tabs to keep it in place. FOR WHY?
(I know I complain about unboxing all the time --- unless I'm delighted to find that it's actually very easy --- but if there was an option to pay extra for a special frustration-free version of the doll, I would absolutely do it. Shipped directly from the toy company in a special mailer box, foam peanuts to keep the doll box from bouncing around inside the mailer, with the doll and accessories wrapped in individual paper or something? Yes please!
Janis is by far the least expensive doll in this entire line, so I am already extra anxious about unboxing the others, whenever that happens . . .)
But anyway, yes, I love this doll. Mean Girls is one of my favorite movies ever, and I've always wanted dolls, and I've always wanted a Janis doll the most (even though she is not Plastic) --- and MGA crushed it. Her accessories are brilliant, and I love that her second outfit is the one she was wearing when she said, "I've got a big, lesbian crush on you --- SUCK ON THAT!"
Of course, the inner box art makes me very sad that this doll isn't one half of a two-pack with Damian. Even fucking though they have the same fucking Spring Fling outfit.
If they ever make a second Janis doll, I hope she's wearing her outfit from the first day of school.
And, again, I can't stress this enough, she should be one half of a two-pack with Damian. PLEASE. I would seriously pre-order and gladly pay too much. Make this happen and take my money, ughghghghghggh.
P.S. The more I think about it, the more I really do wish that Bratz would make (at least) four Charmed dolls. Oh my dolly goddess---
I would pass out. Which would be worth it.
NOTE: I wrote this two days ago, but we lost Internet before I could post it.
