I'm bored, so how 'bout a survey?
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Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
I'm more likely to just go to YouTube and click on their search bar and type "mamma mia 2 soundtrack" or something . . . but, if I have to pick one of these three choices, it's Pandora. Unless I want to listen to something really specific that I can only find on SoundCloud. I ain't never fucked with Spotify very much.
is your room messy or clean?
My room is I MOVED IN A MONTH AGO AND I'M BROKE OKAY
what color are your eyes?
Mostly brown, with lots of little flecks of green.
do you like your name? why?
I love the fact that both my first name and my last name are four-letter words.
what is your relationship status?
The great thing about being single forever is that you can have hot hate sex with a stranger basically whenever you want.
describe your personality in 3 words or less
SMART SILLY STONER
what color hair do you have?
Black!
what kind of car do you drive? color?
Cars make me uneasy. The excellent transit system is one of the reasons I wanted to move to Seattle in the first place.
where do you shop?
It's 2018, I shop on the Internet. Well, sometimes I go to Target or Goodwill.
how would you describe your style?
Let's just say that Tan France should pay me a visit. Heh. But again, that's largely cuz I'm broke.
favorite social media account
Right now? None. But I'm working on it.
what size bed do you have?
JFC, I am broke. I'm sleeping on an air mattress, okay? But I have my heart set on the Friheten, a fancy sectional slash sleeper sofa from Ikea. In dark orange. It's somewhat pricey, but I'm hoping to make it my birthday present to myself. Hooves crossed.
any siblings?
My little sister is my favorite person on the planet.
if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
A giant (as in, three- or four-story . . . not counting the basement) (and maybe an attic too) house on the beach somewhere.
favorite snapchat filter?
Snapchat ain't work with my phone, but I don't feel like I'm missing much.
favorite makeup brand(s)
Whatever Rarity tells you to buy, honey.
how many times a week do you shower?
Lately, it's been so hot that I have to wonder if once a day is enough! (Today, it wasn't.)
favorite tv show?
It won't premiere until the middle of October, but my favorite show of this whole year is definitely the all-new all-different CHARMED.
shoe size?
Get your mind out of the damn gutter, Internet.
how tall are you?
Six feet of hotness.
sandals or sneakers?
It's summer, I'm barefoot!
do you go to the gym?
No, but I want to for, you know, sex reasons.
describe your dream date
Weed, food, movie. I'm simple. Heh.
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
Not enough!
what color socks are you wearing?
IT'S SUMMER, I'M BAREFOOT!
how many pillows do you sleep with?
Five. Yes, I want more.
do you have a job? what do you do?
Today was my second day at Evergreens Salads, which pays better than any other job I have ever had in my entire goddamn life.
But I want to be a writer.
how many friends do you have?
Applejack, who reassured me when I was in doubt! Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore with her compassion! PINKIE PIE, WHO BANISHED FEAR BY GIGGLING IN THE FACE OF DANGER! Rarity, who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift! And Rainbow Dash, who could not abandon her friends for her own heart's desire! And Twilight & Spike.
And Sunset Shimmer!
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
You can't prove anything, okay?
whats your favorite candle scent?
This is not candle-specific, but my favorite scent is lavender.
3 favorite boy names
Tobias, Marco, Jake
3 favorite girl names
Cassie, Rachel, Maggie
favorite actor?
I don't know, one of the Chrises.
favorite actress?
Storm Reid, Constance Wu, Mindy Kaling, everyone in Ocean's 8, Melissa McCarthy, Kat Graham . . .
who is your celebrity crush?
Chris Hemsworth, obviously.
favorite movie?
The Best Movie of the Whole Year is A Wrinkle in Time. Some of my favorite movies ever include The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, FROZEN, Moana, Black Panther, Ragnarok, WONDER WOMAN, Batman Returns, and pretty much anything with Melissa McCarthy.
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
Sadly, I don't read nearly as much as I would like to these days. But my favorite book is Harriet the Spy.
money or brains?
Have brains, need money.
do you have a nickname? what is it?
I used to have a best friend who called me Pepper. Some people call me Bish.
how many times have you been to the hospital?
Enough to fucking hate them.
top 10 favorite songs
1. "Defying Gravity" - WICKED
2. "The Schuyler Sisters" - Hamilton
3. basically the entire Mamma Mia 2 soundtrack (I'm listening to "Angel Eyes" as I type)
4. "Where You Are," "How Far I'll Go," and "I Am Moana" - Moana
5. "Let It Go" - FROZEN
6. every song from The Little Mermaid, especially "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
7. "Beggin For Thread" - Banks
8. "No Man's Land" - WONDER WOMAN
9. "Muddy Waters" - LP (aka the song from the season four finale of OITNB)
10. "Get Up" - Superchick
do you take any medications daily?
Sometimes I rely on Tyleonl PM a bit too much.
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
Flawless. I don't know, I don't have to think about it too much. I probably should moisturize more, but.
what is your biggest fear?
I worry that one of us will die before my sister & I see each other again. The last time was in 2014.
how many kids do you want?
None. But I would gladly be a (great) nanny to 4-6. Yes, that many at the same time.
whats your go to hair style?
I'm lucky, my hair looks great no matter what I do with it. I haven't gotten it cut in over six months, so it's gloriously curly and wild and fucking fabulous.
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
Once upon a time in the Emerald City, near the intersection of 20th & Cherry, there was a great big old house that had been divided up into three separate apartments . . .
who is your role model?
Elphaba. Korra. Willow Rosenberg. Frau Totenkinder.
what was the last compliment you received?
"Fucking hot as always"
what was the last text you sent?
"I'm off at 5, so that sounds perf"
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
My parents never made me think he was real!
what is your dream car?
I guess if I did drive, I'd want a minivan I could live out of if I had to.
opinion on smoking?
Obviously I do enjoy smoking flower, but it really is the most basic way to get stoned. Try RSO, or at least get into vaping. Or maybe dabbing, although that one is pretty love it or hate it.
do you go to college?
I've tried, it's never worked out.
what is your dream job?
There is a more specific answer, but I want to be a writer.
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
I live in the Emerald City because I want to.
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Last time I fucked a guy in a hotel, the bathroom (not his bathroom, the one on the main floor of the hotel) they had multiple bottles of hand sanitizer and a fuck ton of hand towels. So I took one bottle and like six towels.
do you have freckles?
Yeppers.
do you smile for pictures?
If I feel like it.
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
Enough that it whines at me about low memory more often than I would like . . .
have you ever peed in the woods?
How else am I supposed to mark my territory?
do you still watch cartoons?
Duh. I can't wait for The Dragon Prince on September 14th!
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
No.
Favorite dipping sauce?
Did you know honey mustard is just as easy to make as it sounds?
what do you wear to bed?
Nothing.
have you ever won a spelling bee?
I probably could have, if my school had one that was any kind of big deal.
what are your hobbies?
Witchcraft.
can you draw?
Sigh . . . no.
do you play an instrument?
I wish! Kind of.
what was the last concert you saw?
I saw Idina Menzel in 2011.
tea or coffee?
Yes.
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
No.
do you want to get married?
Blech.
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
I don't really have a crush on any one guy in particular.
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
Why in the actual fuck would I ever give up being a Bish?
what color looks best on you?
Black
do you miss anyone right now?
My sister!
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed.
do you believe in ghosts?
Of course.
what is your biggest pet peeve?
T
R
U
M
P
last person you called
My sister!
favorite ice cream flavor?
Oh, gosh, so many. Raspberry cheesecake gelato. Mango sorbet. Raspberry sorbet. For boring old "normal" ice cream, you can't go wrong with chocolate. Or strawberry.
regular oreos or golden oreos?
CHOCOLATE. Ever since I discovered them a few months ago, all other Oreos are bullshit!
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Yes!
what shirt are you wearing?
A plain white tee.
what is your phone background?
An Ikea Friheten. Dark orange!
are you outgoing or shy?
It depends on the situation. It also depends on how high I am.
do you like it when people play with your hair?
Not so much. But, if I get a buzz cut, it does feel good when someone rubs it.
do you like your neighbors?
No, but I don't hate them. I don't know them. It's 2018, I don't have time to be talking to my neighbors.
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
Whenever I shower.
have you ever been high?
Oh, honey.
have you ever been drunk?
It's really rare these days, but yes.
last thing you ate?
I WANT some strawberries. And Taco Bell. Heh.
favorite lyrics right now
Most of "I'd Rather Be Me" from the Mean Girls musical.
summer or winter?
I love them both. And the other two.
day or night?
Night
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
YES
favorite month?
OCTOBER
what is your zodiac sign
Libra
who was the last person you cried in front of?
Ummm, whoever else was in the theater the first time I saw that scene in A Wrinkle in Time.
P.S. Is this the longest survey in the history of the Internet? It took me over an hour to fill out.
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
I'm more likely to just go to YouTube and click on their search bar and type "mamma mia 2 soundtrack" or something . . . but, if I have to pick one of these three choices, it's Pandora. Unless I want to listen to something really specific that I can only find on SoundCloud. I ain't never fucked with Spotify very much.
is your room messy or clean?
My room is I MOVED IN A MONTH AGO AND I'M BROKE OKAY
what color are your eyes?
Mostly brown, with lots of little flecks of green.
do you like your name? why?
I love the fact that both my first name and my last name are four-letter words.
what is your relationship status?
The great thing about being single forever is that you can have hot hate sex with a stranger basically whenever you want.
describe your personality in 3 words or less
SMART SILLY STONER
what color hair do you have?
Black!
what kind of car do you drive? color?
Cars make me uneasy. The excellent transit system is one of the reasons I wanted to move to Seattle in the first place.
where do you shop?
It's 2018, I shop on the Internet. Well, sometimes I go to Target or Goodwill.
how would you describe your style?
Let's just say that Tan France should pay me a visit. Heh. But again, that's largely cuz I'm broke.
favorite social media account
Right now? None. But I'm working on it.
what size bed do you have?
JFC, I am broke. I'm sleeping on an air mattress, okay? But I have my heart set on the Friheten, a fancy sectional slash sleeper sofa from Ikea. In dark orange. It's somewhat pricey, but I'm hoping to make it my birthday present to myself. Hooves crossed.
any siblings?
My little sister is my favorite person on the planet.
if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
A giant (as in, three- or four-story . . . not counting the basement) (and maybe an attic too) house on the beach somewhere.
favorite snapchat filter?
Snapchat ain't work with my phone, but I don't feel like I'm missing much.
favorite makeup brand(s)
Whatever Rarity tells you to buy, honey.
how many times a week do you shower?
Lately, it's been so hot that I have to wonder if once a day is enough! (Today, it wasn't.)
favorite tv show?
It won't premiere until the middle of October, but my favorite show of this whole year is definitely the all-new all-different CHARMED.
shoe size?
Get your mind out of the damn gutter, Internet.
how tall are you?
Six feet of hotness.
sandals or sneakers?
It's summer, I'm barefoot!
do you go to the gym?
No, but I want to for, you know, sex reasons.
describe your dream date
Weed, food, movie. I'm simple. Heh.
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
Not enough!
what color socks are you wearing?
IT'S SUMMER, I'M BAREFOOT!
how many pillows do you sleep with?
Five. Yes, I want more.
do you have a job? what do you do?
Today was my second day at Evergreens Salads, which pays better than any other job I have ever had in my entire goddamn life.
But I want to be a writer.
how many friends do you have?
Applejack, who reassured me when I was in doubt! Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore with her compassion! PINKIE PIE, WHO BANISHED FEAR BY GIGGLING IN THE FACE OF DANGER! Rarity, who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift! And Rainbow Dash, who could not abandon her friends for her own heart's desire! And Twilight & Spike.
And Sunset Shimmer!
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
You can't prove anything, okay?
whats your favorite candle scent?
This is not candle-specific, but my favorite scent is lavender.
3 favorite boy names
Tobias, Marco, Jake
3 favorite girl names
Cassie, Rachel, Maggie
favorite actor?
I don't know, one of the Chrises.
favorite actress?
Storm Reid, Constance Wu, Mindy Kaling, everyone in Ocean's 8, Melissa McCarthy, Kat Graham . . .
who is your celebrity crush?
Chris Hemsworth, obviously.
favorite movie?
The Best Movie of the Whole Year is A Wrinkle in Time. Some of my favorite movies ever include The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, FROZEN, Moana, Black Panther, Ragnarok, WONDER WOMAN, Batman Returns, and pretty much anything with Melissa McCarthy.
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
Sadly, I don't read nearly as much as I would like to these days. But my favorite book is Harriet the Spy.
money or brains?
Have brains, need money.
do you have a nickname? what is it?
I used to have a best friend who called me Pepper. Some people call me Bish.
how many times have you been to the hospital?
Enough to fucking hate them.
top 10 favorite songs
1. "Defying Gravity" - WICKED
2. "The Schuyler Sisters" - Hamilton
3. basically the entire Mamma Mia 2 soundtrack (I'm listening to "Angel Eyes" as I type)
4. "Where You Are," "How Far I'll Go," and "I Am Moana" - Moana
5. "Let It Go" - FROZEN
6. every song from The Little Mermaid, especially "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
7. "Beggin For Thread" - Banks
8. "No Man's Land" - WONDER WOMAN
9. "Muddy Waters" - LP (aka the song from the season four finale of OITNB)
10. "Get Up" - Superchick
do you take any medications daily?
Sometimes I rely on Tyleonl PM a bit too much.
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
Flawless. I don't know, I don't have to think about it too much. I probably should moisturize more, but.
what is your biggest fear?
I worry that one of us will die before my sister & I see each other again. The last time was in 2014.
how many kids do you want?
None. But I would gladly be a (great) nanny to 4-6. Yes, that many at the same time.
whats your go to hair style?
I'm lucky, my hair looks great no matter what I do with it. I haven't gotten it cut in over six months, so it's gloriously curly and wild and fucking fabulous.
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
Once upon a time in the Emerald City, near the intersection of 20th & Cherry, there was a great big old house that had been divided up into three separate apartments . . .
who is your role model?
Elphaba. Korra. Willow Rosenberg. Frau Totenkinder.
what was the last compliment you received?
"Fucking hot as always"
what was the last text you sent?
"I'm off at 5, so that sounds perf"
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
My parents never made me think he was real!
what is your dream car?
I guess if I did drive, I'd want a minivan I could live out of if I had to.
opinion on smoking?
Obviously I do enjoy smoking flower, but it really is the most basic way to get stoned. Try RSO, or at least get into vaping. Or maybe dabbing, although that one is pretty love it or hate it.
do you go to college?
I've tried, it's never worked out.
what is your dream job?
There is a more specific answer, but I want to be a writer.
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
I live in the Emerald City because I want to.
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Last time I fucked a guy in a hotel, the bathroom (not his bathroom, the one on the main floor of the hotel) they had multiple bottles of hand sanitizer and a fuck ton of hand towels. So I took one bottle and like six towels.
do you have freckles?
Yeppers.
do you smile for pictures?
If I feel like it.
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
Enough that it whines at me about low memory more often than I would like . . .
have you ever peed in the woods?
How else am I supposed to mark my territory?
do you still watch cartoons?
Duh. I can't wait for The Dragon Prince on September 14th!
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
No.
Favorite dipping sauce?
Did you know honey mustard is just as easy to make as it sounds?
what do you wear to bed?
Nothing.
have you ever won a spelling bee?
I probably could have, if my school had one that was any kind of big deal.
what are your hobbies?
Witchcraft.
can you draw?
Sigh . . . no.
do you play an instrument?
I wish! Kind of.
what was the last concert you saw?
I saw Idina Menzel in 2011.
tea or coffee?
Yes.
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
No.
do you want to get married?
Blech.
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
I don't really have a crush on any one guy in particular.
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
Why in the actual fuck would I ever give up being a Bish?
what color looks best on you?
Black
do you miss anyone right now?
My sister!
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed.
do you believe in ghosts?
Of course.
what is your biggest pet peeve?
T
R
U
M
P
last person you called
My sister!
favorite ice cream flavor?
Oh, gosh, so many. Raspberry cheesecake gelato. Mango sorbet. Raspberry sorbet. For boring old "normal" ice cream, you can't go wrong with chocolate. Or strawberry.
regular oreos or golden oreos?
CHOCOLATE. Ever since I discovered them a few months ago, all other Oreos are bullshit!
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Yes!
what shirt are you wearing?
A plain white tee.
what is your phone background?
An Ikea Friheten. Dark orange!
are you outgoing or shy?
It depends on the situation. It also depends on how high I am.
do you like it when people play with your hair?
Not so much. But, if I get a buzz cut, it does feel good when someone rubs it.
do you like your neighbors?
No, but I don't hate them. I don't know them. It's 2018, I don't have time to be talking to my neighbors.
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
Whenever I shower.
have you ever been high?
Oh, honey.
have you ever been drunk?
It's really rare these days, but yes.
last thing you ate?
I WANT some strawberries. And Taco Bell. Heh.
favorite lyrics right now
Most of "I'd Rather Be Me" from the Mean Girls musical.
summer or winter?
I love them both. And the other two.
day or night?
Night
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
YES
favorite month?
OCTOBER
what is your zodiac sign
Libra
who was the last person you cried in front of?
Ummm, whoever else was in the theater the first time I saw that scene in A Wrinkle in Time.
P.S. Is this the longest survey in the history of the Internet? It took me over an hour to fill out.
