Dream House

[ryanreacts]

On the outside, my dream house looks a lot like Grace & Frankie's beach house. In fact, since their house is a real house that exists in the real world, let's make this a dream about having unlimited money and using it to buy that house (which, it turns out, is an actual Malibu dream house!) and never leaving it.

• The kitchen has literally hundreds of jars, bottles, and other airtight containers full of hexcellent cannabis. Some of them are tucked away and hidden or ignored, some are prominently displayed and sampled Ievery day. It also has a whole bunch of spices in their own cupboard, organized by frequency of use. My favorite part of moving in is finding and ordering just the right pots & pans, spatulas, cutting boards, BLENDER, slow cooker, very simple coffee machine, electric kettle, and other essentials like rose gold utensils. I am a kitchen witch, so I spend a lot of time in here. Unlimited money = biweekly grocery delivery, but then I send triple what I would have spent on myself to a random food bank, because even  in a dream about Ryan's Malibu Dream House, eat the rich.
• When I buy the house, it already has a pool, hot tub, patio with furniture including three big umbrellas and a fucking outdoor couch. The patio is separated from the living room by a set of double doors. I usually leave those doors open when I am in the kitchen or living room, unless the weather suggests they should close.
• My bedroom has one wall of floor-to-ceiling windows (which obviously connect the room to a cozy balcony which is obviously my favorite place to read), one wall of floor-to-ceiling wooden shelves, one wall with a big comfortable bed, and one wall with a door. Plus a floor and a ceiling, of course.
• It is a really big house, and the rest of it is also really nice, but none of "the rest of it" is anywhere near as important as my room, the kitchen, and all the stuff to do outdoors at the literal beach.