Today's Top Thirteen "If Only" Toys
May. 16th, 2026 09:09 amPlease Note: Happy Meal toys are currently exempt from this list, as there is a chance that I might actually buy them.
1. Barbie and the Rockers Repro Dee Dee
2. Barbie Rewind: either Sophisticated Style or Movie Night
3. LEGO X-Mansion, because why the fuck not
4. MLP G2
5. at least two or three MLP FIM Funko Vinyl figure statues
6. TMNT Mutant Mayhem: Mix N Match Armored Turtles 4-pack, or perhaps I would finally buy the April figure!
7. in general I'm trying not to put upcoming toys on this list . . . but: come on, Marvel Doorables series three!
8. at least one more boyfriend for Heath (including, but not limited to, Extra Fly Ken)
9. most of the time I do a good job of saying no whenever I get an urge to spend money on Wednesday toys, but there are two LEGO sets (the dorm room and Thing's Apartment) that really tempt me
10. Metallic Armor Kat
11. X-Men Robot Fighters Storm (both variants), Jubilee, Gambit
12. X-Men Monster Armor Mystique, Rogue
13. How fucking funny would it be if I finally ordered Daisy Jean, and less than a week later the Weekend Getaway core four finally went on sale?